Coffee With Santa

As usual I had coffee this morning with Santa as we have done for many years, he needs my advice on his naughty or nice list. So if you have been nice no worry and you know the rest of the story. I did notice fewer politicians on the nice list this year. One deserving addition to the nice was Heidi. As usual you will have to wait till Christmas morning to find out which list you are on. Sorry no coal this year, to expensive, using charcoal in its place. After many years I still could not convince him to put me on the nice list. Just can’t see the upside in being good all year, I would miss out on so many things. My advice to all of my friends who are on the wrong list with me is to go out and buy yourself something nice. My Christmas is made complete by a wife of 48 years, who still puts up with me, 2 great kids and 6 great Grandchildren. Santa can’t put that in my stocking MERRY XMAS TO ONE & ALL